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Welcome to Constipation Nation

About 1 in 3 people in the U.S. have or have had constipation.

And 1 in 3 could be an underestimate.

1. Constipation Nation is a whole book about constipation.

In addition to being educational about why we doo, and why we don’t, I want to dispel myths and banish the taboo around discussing pooping.

2. Become a card-carrying member of The Bowel Movement

Because I know you, too, want to talk about poo.

3. Subscribe so you can be #1 at #2

As I get updates (no more than once weekly), I’ll post them here. We have cover options! Pre-sale information! Merchandise! Thoughts that wouldn’t fit in the book! More jokes! I promise you that I think about pooping more than almost anyone you know.

Also, everyone keeps telling me to make a paid tier but I hate paying for things that I read on the Internet, so I don’t want to do it. I’m making a paid tier for when, eventually, some CN merchandise comes out. Both free and paid subscribers will get the same email content, but the paid subscribers will get some swag. That’s all!

From one of my PR peeps:

Q: Did you hear about the movie about constipation?

A: It hasn’t come out yet.

Until next time.

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